Born from asphalt.
Fed by throttle.
United by Chaos
Built by riders. Forged by the road
The Shhh… Don’t Call the Cops hoodie was made for the ones who roll heavy, ride late, and don’t apologize for the noise. Every throttle blip, every echo down the block — that’s the sound of freedom. It’s tongue-in-cheek, but it’s real: the louder the pipes, the freer the soul. This one’s for every Heathen who’s ever twisted the grip and smiled when someone got mad about it.
Built on the SS4500 midweight fleece, this hoodie brings that perfect mix of warmth, comfort, and street-ready durability. The fit stays true, the fabric stays soft, and the print stays bold through every wash. The bright AsphaltHeathens neon green makes the message clear — if it’s too loud, you’re too tame.
Premium Midweight SS4500 Hoodie
8.5 oz 80/20 ring-spun cotton-poly blend
Split-stitched double-needle construction for durability
Jersey-lined hood with metal eyelets
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
True-to-size fit (size up for relaxed or oversized streetwear look)
Printed in the USA with official AsphaltHeathens green
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and high heat to preserve the softness and print quality.