Shhh… Don’t Call the Cops Heavyweight Hoodie

Some nights are louder than peace can handle. The “Shhh… Don’t Call the Cops” hoodie is for the riders who live free, make noise, and don’t apologize for it. Built for throttle therapy nights, late-ride laughs, and anyone who knows freedom doesn’t come with a volume limit. 🏍️🔥

Product Details

• Independent Trading Co. IND4000 Heavyweight Hoodie

• 70 % cotton / 30 % polyester blend — thick, soft, and built to last

• 10 oz heavyweight fleece for warmth and structure

• Ribbed cuffs & waistband to block wind while riding

• Jersey-lined hood with heavy drawcords + metal eyelets

• Front kangaroo pocket for hands or small gear

• True-to-size fit (go one size up for relaxed streetwear feel)

• Printed in official Asphalt Heathens neon-green font — bold, clean, unmistakable

Why Riders Love It
This piece carries the classic Heathens humor with the same heavyweight quality that defines the brand. Whether you’re out past curfew or rolling through town at idle, it’s the statement piece that says: “Freedom’s not noise — it’s life.”

Shipping
Each hoodie is made-to-order through Printify for quality control.
Please allow 5–8 business days for production and U.S. shipping.