“Shhh... Don’t Call the Cops” Long Sleeve Tee

If it’s loud, it’s working.
The “Shhh... Don’t Call the Cops” long sleeve is a tongue-in-cheek salute to every late-night pull, every rev-happy moment, and every neighbor who doesn’t get it. Built for the ones who ride free and don’t apologize for the volume. 🏍️😂

Product Details

• Bella + Canvas 3501 Premium Long Sleeve Tee

• 100 % Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (heather colors may include polyester)

• 4.2 oz mid-weight fabric — soft, breathable, and perfect for chill rides or garage nights

• Ribbed cuffs & side-seamed construction for a clean, durable fit

• True-to-size fit (size up for relaxed streetwear look)

• Printed in official Asphalt Heathens neon-green font — bold, bright, unmistakable

Why Riders Love It
Because “Shhh... Don’t Call the Cops” says what everyone’s thinking at 10 p.m. when the throttle echoes off the block. It’s not about breaking rules — it’s about breaking silence. The road’s our therapy, the noise is our language.

Shipping
Each long sleeve is made-to-order through Printify for consistent quality.
Please allow 5–8 business days for production and U.S. delivery.